andrew
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2004 TF 160 80th LE #15/1600
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Oct 9, 2015 4:13:00 GMT
Post by andrew on Oct 9, 2015 4:13:00 GMT
My recent flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant , who put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend , he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly , so lovely people , if you could just put your trays up , that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle , he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo , so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said , 'In my country , I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat , 'Well , sweet-cheeks , in my country I'm called a Queen , so I outrank you. Tray-up , bitch!'
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