Post by andrew on Mar 30, 2015 8:28:15 GMT
THE HEART ATTACK
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
Coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the
Bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab
The phone, but just as she's dialing,
Her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty
Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and
She has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back
Upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is
Her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
' You rotten bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack,
And you're running around naked,
Playing hide and seek with the kids!!
A blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises
Coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the
Bed, sweating and panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' - cries the husband..
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab
The phone, but just as she's dialing,
Her four-year-old son comes up
And says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty
Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and
She has no clothes on"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms back
Upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband..
Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is
Her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor.
' You rotten bitch', she screams.
'My husband's having a heart attack,
And you're running around naked,
Playing hide and seek with the kids!!