Post by andrew on Jun 17, 2016 5:37:31 GMT
The Sicilian Cow
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily .
It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him
what was happening and to ask his advice.
"Whenevera the bulla triesa to mounta our cow, she moves away. If he approaches froma the back, she movesa forward.
When he approaches her froma the fronta, she backsa off. If he attempts it froma the one a side, she walks away to a the other side."
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Dida you by chance, buya this cow ina Sicily ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily .
"You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "Howa dida you knowa that we gota the cow froma Sicily ?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife isa from Sicily ."
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily .
It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again.
They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.
The people were very upset and decided to go to the local veterinarian, Dr. Santucchi, who was very wise, to tell him
what was happening and to ask his advice.
"Whenevera the bulla triesa to mounta our cow, she moves away. If he approaches froma the back, she movesa forward.
When he approaches her froma the fronta, she backsa off. If he attempts it froma the one a side, she walks away to a the other side."
The veterinarian rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Dida you by chance, buya this cow ina Sicily ?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Sicily .
"You are truly a wise veterinarian," they said. "Howa dida you knowa that we gota the cow froma Sicily ?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eyes:
"My wife isa from Sicily ."